PDMCFR7 - 2015
The 7th Annual Patrick Dimpsey Merry Christmas Fun Run
Date: December 25, 2015
Time: 12:30 AM
25DoP: Day 51-75
Spirit Award: Tim Fergus
Sprint Cup: Jeremy Wilk
You showed up! They said you couldn’t do it. They said you’d never make it. What do they know? Nothin’. You just participated in The 7th Annual Patrick Dimpsey Merry Christmas Fun Run. Congratulations! You are true Champion of Christmas and Defender of the Holiday Spirit!
What a year it was! As 2015 rolls by, let us reflect on all the amazing things that happened. Star Wars. Star Wars happened. Did you know? Did anything else happen? Beats me.
Google Glass is officially over. Oh no! Say it ain’t so! That was sarcastic, if you couldn’t tell. Also, Zayne Malik left little-girl-adored boy band, One Direction, making the group just four funny sounding white dudes. Speaking of funny white dudes, Stephen Colbert made his debut as host of the Late Show and is crushing it. According to the UN, 2015 has been named the International Year of Light, which is why I find time everyday to stare directly at the Sun. Try it! It’s fun! The UN also named 2015 the International Year of Soils...sheesh, nothing like the year of dirt.
For my annual Eurozone update...they have a new member! Welcome to the family Lithuania! Time to exchange all my garbage Litas.
Finally I would like you to look to the left. Now to the right. Did you do it? Gosh you are so easily manipulated.
On a more serious note...farts.
Ok now on an actual serious note. Thank you so much for attending the 7th Annual Patrick Dimpsey Merry Christmas Fun Run. At the end of the day this event is about friendship. I’m very happy that we got to stay up when everyone else is asleep, in order to laugh, have fun, and celebrate another year of friendship. Here’s to many more to come.
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